Mother's Day Kitsch Beach Gifts - Best Tabletop Gifts! Flower Walls & Faux Floral Delphinium. Flower Art Wall Art Abstract for Modern Decorative Accents You know that friend who claims they have a "black thumb" like it's some sort of gothic superpower? That's who I was making these for twenty years ago, though I didn't know it at the time. Back then, I just thought ceramic flowers were clever. Now, having produced over 180 varieties, I realize they're basically emotional support objects for plant killers. Every geranium, every lilac, every carefully glazed peony comes nestled in its own box, like a promise that this time will be different. This time, your wall sconce won't mysteriously turn brown. This time, your roses won't develop that weird fungus that Google insists is "totally treatable" but never actually is. Just one screw in the wall—we include the keyhole backing because we're enablers of the best kind.
